Helpful holiday tip: hangovers and fights with the boyfriend don't mix

Pardon my first ever "too-much-information" blog entry - especially the first one in weeks - but God help me, I'm going ape-shit.

Something's got to change, and soon. Can I get a restraining order against myself?

Seriously. "Please stop me before I claw this person's eyes out, Your Honor."

My brain is filled with static right now, and if I don't eat soon it'll turn into a migraine. Can you love someone and hate them in equal amounts? My inner conflict over this is about to do my head in.

Or has it already?