He's 'The Decider'

And don't you forget it!

I say let's give Paul Hipp a MacArthur Fellowship grant, his own radio talk show, a recording contract, or at the very least, we should pay his bar tabs for the next ten years. This parody is pure, spot-on genius, the kind that will warm your heart in our darkest hour. We The People - and yes, even those who were thoughtless enough to hand this guy a second term on a silver platter - deserve so much better than what we've been getting for the past six years. Now, with this song, at least we can have that laugh we so desperately need during these eeky, freaky times. Just as long as Paul McCartney doesn't flip out and break out the cease-and-desist orders. Or wait, would they have to go through Michael Jackson for that? Unless he sold his Beatles catalog to pay for his legal imbroglios and subsequent move to Bahrain...?