For the Van Halen fans...

Just got the iTunes bee in my bonnet and I've gotta say, "Intruder" and "(Oh) Pretty Woman from Diver Down should REALLY be available as one download. Because it's criminal to split these two up, like they're the rock 'n' roll version of the doomed siblings from Sophie's Choice or something.

That is all.

G***amn you, Barnum's Animals!

OK, I can't shake this jet-lag; I've been unable to get to sleep at a decent hour for over a week now, and am covered in cookie dust and crumbs because I can't stop eating these fucking Barnum's Animals crackers. Damned if I didn't have the biggest craving for Barnum's Animals right before I left Japan, so I've been making up for lost time ever since I got home. Supposedly they're low-fat, but I'm sure that theory fizzles out when you eat half a 'Snak Sak' of the little bastards.

Screw the melatonin. All I need is some apple juice and a mat to lie down on so I can pretend it's naptime at the g.d. nursery. Maybe I'll get some sleep that way.